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At 11:20 p.m., five minutes after Duke had blown a 10-point second-half lead and lost to UNC, the Cameron Crazies filed out of the building. There were no visible tears or emotional wringing over the transgressions of the past 140 minutes; Instead, the dominant conversation was of which bar to now frequent.

--H. Williams Kellenberger, Rocky Mount Telegram
 
      April issue of FHM Magazine!            
posted on Thursday March 4, 2004
On page 126 of the April issue of FHM magazine, they have a feature on Duke. Topics such as Shavlik Randolph's mother cutting his steak (link), Chris Duhon's mother getting a job that was never posted (link) and the origin of Duke's mascot (link) are covered.

Here is the scan:

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Welcome UCONN fans
posted on Monday March 29, 2004
Well, Duke got by a gutsy Xavier team. Too bad what happened to Xavier forward Anthony Myles.

UCONN fans - welcome to the site! surely this graphic should bring back some good memories. (click to enlarge)



'I heard Coach K tell Trajan to get the ball,' Moore said. 'I felt if he got it, he wasn't going to do anything with it. It was crunch time. It was him against me. I knew that my will to win was going to take over, and it did.' Langdon dribbled into the lane, spun around in an attempt to free himself for a shot. Moore was with him every step of the way, including the extra one that Langdon took after the spin. He was called for traveling with 5.4 seconds left.
--Bill Koch, The Cincinnati Postarticle


and be sure to check out some UCONN merchandise

Here's a related ebay auction
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Profile in Courage: Chris Duhon
posted on Tuesday March 30, 2004
Well, the announcers on CBS are right - Chris Duhon is a profile in courage. Check out these photos to see Duhon in action (updated with new photos Wes. Mar. 31st).

Also, look at all the fabulous quotes by and about the heroic Chris.

The announcers didn't mention some of those quotes - or this article about how Duhon's mother paid off her overdue mortgage and got a job in Durham
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Head Line Monitor update!
posted on Wednesday March 31, 2004
We haven't forgotten about the Cameron Crazies' Head Line Monitor Donald Wine. He's planning a big party for the Cameron Crazies this weekend! Thanks to our favorite writer Luciana Chavez for the important update:
Donald Wine, the Duke student govement head line monitor, said that Saturday's game, and Monday's if Duke advances, may be shown on big screens in Cameron Indoor Stadium
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Photoshopping Coach K
posted on Wednesday March 31, 2004
Fark.com is a funny site. Check out these photoshops of
Coach K.
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The announcers love Duke
posted on Tuesday March 30, 2004
From a NY Daily news article:
It wouldn't be a Duke game on CBS if the voices didn't do everything but nominate one of the Blue Devils for sainthood. On Sunday, it was Bill Raftery's turn to remind us about a book titled 'Profiles in Courage' and how Chris Duhon is a 'profile in courage.'

Why? Because he's playing banged up? Or because CBS needs Duke to have a designated hero?

'Chris Duhon,'Vern Lundquist, Raftery's play-by-play partner, said. 'What a player. What a man.'

What nonsense.
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Gregg Doyel on Coach K!
posted on Tuesday March 30, 2004
Gregg Doyle has an article up on CBS Sportsline that lists many bad and good things about Coach K:

Here is a sample:
I like that Coach K truly cares for his players after their playing days are finished, even guys like Maggette and William Avery, whose early NBA departures rocked the program. I dislike that in recent years some of his players' parents have been moving to the Durham area with their sons and getting jobs with companies run by Duke boosters.
For more info on these jobs given to players' parents, read this article.
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ESPN page 2 on Xavier game
posted on Tuesday March 30, 2004
From this article:
This ignores the fact that Duke beat Xavier not because of its great play or The Genius K's strategy, but because it got the right calls at the right time and Xavier didn't. Not saying anything about the officials' intent or the impact of Duke's reputation on how the refs call a game. Just stating the facts, is all
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ESPN's Doug Gottlieb's on Duhon's injury
posted on Monday March 29, 2004
Doug Gottlieb is like a breath of fresh air on ESPN. In this video clip, he questions the severity of Chris Duhon's injury.

Thanks to terrapinclips.com for providing this video.
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Another great article on Coach K and Duke!
posted on Friday March 26, 2004
Chicago Tribune writer Rick Morrisey really calls out Coa ch K and Duke in this article. Another must read! (reg. required)
But there's more to the anti-Duke feelings than just the human instinct to recoil at continued excellence. It's not so much the success that bothers people as it is the Blue Devils' reaction to the success. Duke carries on as if it has the magic formula and everybody else has coffee grounds.

...

The fact the Blue Devils have all that talent isn't galling. It's admirable that Krzyzewski has been able to get so many great players to come to Duke and that he has gotten so much out of them. The galling part is Coach K's insistence there is something different about his program, some higher purpose that has made it what it is. It's called 'great athletes,' Mike.

Want more things that cause chafing? There's the nasal ranting Krzyzewski regularly gives referees. And if he thinks that's overstated, as he said to the Post, he might want to remember the way one of his bench players chased down a referee after a loss to Indiana in the touament two years ago. That kid learned at the knee of the master.

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CBS Sportsline feature on J.J.
posted on Wednesday March 24, 2004
Scroll down to the bottom. It's pretty funny
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J.J. needed a hug!
posted on Tuesday March 23, 2004
This USA Today article is mainly a fluff piece, but has a couple good parts. First, J.J. Redick needed a group hug last week:
To wit: Krzyzewski decreed that the stone-cold J.J. Redick needed a group hug at halftime of the first-round victory against Alabama State...
Also, the writer saw K and the refs firsthand:
To sit behind the Duke bench is to sometimes hear Krzyzewski bully officials and even berate his aides. After hearing him work over the refs and his assistant Quin Snyder during a tournament victory five years back, I wondered if there was more Knight in Krzyzewski than he'd ever care to admit.
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Calling out Coach K
posted on Tuesday March 23, 2004
Wow! An Albany newspaper really goes after Coach K in this article. This is a MUST read. Difficult to choose only one quote, but:
What you did hear last week from Krzyzewski, as his Duke team is now alternately the most loved and hated in the country, is whining. Last week he complained to writer (and Duke alum) John Feinstein that his players, ahem, 'face a kind of hatred that college kids shouldn't face. It's one thing to root for your team to win, it's another thing to root for a favorite to lose. It's gone way beyond that with us.' OK coach, examples? Please? There aren't any that cross the line. The Impervious One just has a thin skin, something the back surgery apparently didn't fix.


read it now!. Thanks to the guy who sent the link in.
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Playing Devil's Advocate
posted on Tuesday March 23, 2004
Duke's student newspaper The Chronicle has a decent article on the Duke backlash. Nothing really new, but at least it suggests some reasons people dislike Duke besides their winning percentage.
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Coach K strikes back!
posted on Saturday March 20, 2004
Yet another article on the Duke backlash. Coach K is really playing this 'victim' angle as much as he can.
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An article for the ages!!!
posted on Thursday March 18, 2004
Bill Livingston of the Cleveland Plain Dealer has written a great article on Coach K and Duke:

Coach K could use swift kick

Here's a sample:
...Maryland's excitable Gary Williams could get kicked out four or five times and not do anything half as bad as Krzyzewski, who had already gotten one technical foul in the game.

Since Krzyzewski, for all intents and purposes, had dematerialized, Natili perhaps thought he was being insulted by one of those zany 'Cameron Crazies.' You know, the students majoring in 'Elitist, Quasi-Ivy League Snot-Nosing.'

Either that, or he looked the other way. So did ESPN broadcasters Mike Patrick and Dick Vitale. This is a tradition in sportscasting, dating back at least to the night when Keith Jackson missed Woody Hayes punching the Clemson.
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Another article about Duke backlash
posted on Wednesday March 17, 2004
The NY Daily News has a good article about how more and more folks are rooting against Duke:
'It's real,' Krzyzewski said Monday of the animosity he feels is being heaped on his team. 'It's not imaginary. And there's nothing you can do to prepare yourself for it. Normally, that kind of hatred is reserved for pro franchises. It's uncharacteristic to see it directed toward an amateur sports team.'
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Charlotte Observer responds to Coach K's whining
posted on Wednesday March 17, 2004
The Charlotte Observer has a great column up today. It is in response to Coach K's whining earlier.

Look at the poll asking about if Duke is a victim of their own success. Nice results!
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Josh Childress on Duke!
posted on Tuesday March 16, 2004
Stanford's Josh Childress has a few things to say about Duke. From this San Fran. Chronicle article:
Junior forward Josh Childress said he and his teammates were taken aback by their standing behind Duke in the first year the committee has announced its ranking of the No. 1 seeds.

'In all honesty, we were a little disappointed,'' Childress said. 'Duke seemingly, no matter what happens to them, will continually be the nation's No. 1 team. I don't know if that's the media or who that is.''

After ascertaining that the Blue Devils, who were beaten by Maryland on Sunday, already have five losses, Childress continued.

'No matter what program I watched, no matter what newspaper I read, they were a lock for a No. 1 seed. What makes them continually the top program in the nation?
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Lute Olsen
posted on Tuesday March 16, 2004
Thanks to the 'job hunters' on the Duke Basketball Report for linking to this article in the Arizona Daily Sun.

Lute Olsen has some funny things to say about Duke:
Olson even suggested sarcastically Sunday to the UA Rebounders Club that, 'I don't think (TV analyst) Dick Vitale likes Duke, do you think?' and noted that ESPN 'does a great job recruiting' for Duke and the rest of the Atlantic Coast Conference.
....
'The only people who like Duke are the people who went to Duke,' Olson told his booster club audience, later adding: 'I would think there would be the Duke fans, but there are strong feelings about basketball in the state of North Carolina one way or another.
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Strong words from Chris Duhon
posted on Thursday March 11, 2004
Chris Duhon is pretty confident about Duke vs the rest of the ACC. In this article he says:
'It sends a message to this whole league that we have dominated this conference over the last eight years,' Duhon said Tuesday. 'We are just going to keep continuing to do it. I think it sends a message to the other teams that they are always playing for second.''
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Myron Piggie - A former crack dealer and AAU coach who illegally paid Duke player Corey Maggette.

Basically it goes like this:

  • Maggette signs waiver that all NCAA athletes sign, indicating that they have not received any payments to participate in their sport
  • Maggette plays for Duke his freshman year, then bolts to the NBA.
  • After pressure from the law, Piggie admits that he paid Maggette and four other players $35,000 from 1996 to '98.
  • Maggette eventually admits that he took money from Piggie. Coach K said he was ready for any punishment the NCAA had for him, but surprise! the NCAA looked the other way.

    Dan Wetzel says this in a CBS Sportsline article:
    The Piggie scandal even reached its dirty tentacles into the once-pristine world of Mike Krzyzewski's Duke Blue Devils. If the NCAA truly believed in equal punishment for all members, it should vacate Duke's 1999 national runner-up finish from the books for playing the ineligible Corey Maggette
    It comes as no suprirse that former Duke assistant Quin Snyder recruited Maggette, as he 'can't avoid trouble at Missouri''.

    Check out some more links regarding Piggie/Maggette

  • Maggette's Admission, Duke's Dilemma
  • Maggette mislead Duke
  • Piggie case should be closed, but probe continues

    There are a lot of other links about this mess - just look at all the results that a query of 'maggette/piggie' brings up in a google search. Also, the book Sole Influence (co-written by Dan Wentzel) has a whole section about Piggie.

    Here is a good article by Wentzel on this, with a timeline.
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